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I FUCKING HATE AI & I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

content warning: foul language, coping seething and malding, borderline exessive mentions of ass wiping. (sorry)

I wrote this while sleep deprived at 12am. this is not proofread. proceed with caution.

Written on 2/21/2025 * Posted on 2/23/2026

Welcome to my Obligatory blog post about AI because I had to rant about this somewhere. It's like midnight and I saw this Tiktok that absolutely pissed me OFF!! So here I am.

I know this isn't exactly an original topic, everywhere you go you've probably heard people ranting and raving about how much they love or hate AI. You may even be sick of hearing about it, and so am I. Which is exactly why i've decided that instead of saying anything important or interesting I'm just gonna start screaming and crying and shitting myself via text! I will bring nothing to the table and you will LIKE IT.

It's crazy how obsessed I used to be with LLMs & machine learning back in like 2020 (i dont actually know when dont quote me on that). If only I knew just how bad things were gonna get because of them. They used to be an interesting little piece of technology that I would watch countless of videos on. But now? With every passing day my distain for AI grows. Like seriously any benefits these LLMs could even dream of having is instantaneously destroyed by the way these things have practically brainrotted 70% of society.

"Why don't you use AI?" "It's easier!" "It's convenient!" "AI is better than my therapist!"

  1. FUCK YOU
  2. DIE
  3. DIE
  4. FUCK YOU.
  5. DIE IN A FIRE
  6. YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

Seething and malding aside, I'm pretty unhappy with the way the world is going. (if you couldn't already tell.)

My mother, my father, even my dumbass brother wont stop using AI for stupid shit! I walk into the living and see my parents watching AI videos about Jesus. My brother walks into my room and shows me the stupid AI filter he made that got him 1k views on Tiktok!? I feel like I'm going insane.

Where's your creativity? Where's your ability to think for yourself? WHO EVEN ARE YOU????

"I asked ChatGPT to write my grocery list for me." "I used AI to see what I would like like as a horse."

I asked Grok to wipe my ass for me and cook me dinner. God help the poor souls who seem to have lost their minds at the slightest inch of convenience.

Every single company is actively trying to cram that slop into everything they can! Why the fuck does Tiktok need an AI assistant? what???

Why does anything even have an AI assistant anyway? You cannot convince me that any of this is necessary. Gemini, Copilot, Grok, and whatever the fuck else. Who is this for? I feel like after a certain point it starts getting ridiculous. There's like a gajillion different AI models and companies and assistants in every single place on the internet. Who even needs that many?

I probably wouldnt hate AI so much if it weren't for the fact that it's getting shoved in my face by a bunch of money hungry HEATHENS that would probably eat their own feet if it could turn them a profit.

As of writing this, the steam deck is completely sold out due to the RAM shortages caused by AI. Even though I have never once been interested in buying a steam deck, I am incredibly upset about this news. As I believe it is the beginning of the end times.

Just kidding, but you get the point right? AI continues to encroach on every part of life, even the parts it doesn't belong in.. Especially the parts it doesnt belong in.

All the while, these companies sink a shit of their resources and a shit ton of OUR resources (as in, the earths resources) just for what? They take the water, they take the RAM, they take the land, and they take whatever else they see fit to power their shitty LLMs.

I've seen like 15 new AI startups this year and it's only Febuary. These people have received hundreds of thousands of dollars to create the exact same thing. An AI model that can do all of your work & all of your not-work & wipe your ass too while we're at it.

The exact same goddamn thing with a shiny new coat of paint that is definitely special and worthy of being funded by big tech companies. Oh, How many employees do we have? Six.

No, we are not a money laundering scheme. We are a serious AI company made by 5 nepo babies and some guy fresh out of college. You can trust us with your money.

These tech companies are near constantly buying up land trying to build new data centers (that they definitely dont need). Which make constant noise that would drive anyone insane! Not even to mention the sheer AMOUNT of water these things use.

The cons outweight the pros! For every benefit AI has, there's like 3 more drawbacks that will come trotting behind it like a grand funeral procession for the human race. Yet many people continue to not just use AI, but rely on it like it's even capable of anything beyond predicting what you most likely want to hear. Any and all criticisms made towards AI just go in one ear and out of the other. They don't even care!

I'm sure you've heard it all before.

Chatgpt is good enough to replace your friends, your therapist, and even your family! AI will replace Artists, Writers, and Musicians, and soon enough it will take your place too. Why even draw when midjourney or whatever the fuck can make the same thing within seconds. Why do anything at all? Why waste your precious time doing anything when you can just scroll Tiktok and talk to your "best friend" ChatGPT all day.

So what's the end goal in all this anyway? Once AI has replaced everyone and everything what happens next? Nobody will have any money because there are no jobs to work because AI just does everything instead. No one has any hobbies either AI because does all that too. There is no innovation there is no happiness there is no suffering we just meander around like little zombies because why not.

You won't even have to lift a finger. AI can wipe your ass for you if you really need it to!

Thanx fr reading, see you later!! or never!!!!(˶•̀ ᎑-˶)