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SALUTATIONS! HELLO! GREETINGS! HI! Welcome to my website, I'm so glad you're here! ^_^

This site is where I dump all of my art, interests and other random shit that i fear is too cringe to be posted anywhere else.

I mainly created this site JUST to host my art, but in the end I got reaaalllly into web design and now I care more about CSS than actually drawing lmao. I've always been very big on customization so this whole site just feels like the final step to being able to curate my digital presence.

...I hate writing about myself but whatever. Hello! I'm Lucas, the incredibly dysfunctional "webmaster" of this website. It's nice to meet you! I like to draw and code (obviously lol.) I am not a very interesting person.. I have the personality of a slab of concrete and despite having creative hobbies, I'm not that creative. I am absolutely terrified of most social interaction beyond small talk and I only have one friend (shes amazing btw.)

btw wtf is a 'creatures4features?' Good question! i have no fuckin clue. (jkjk) i came up with the name while "a creature feature.. featuring.. the creature..." was trending and i, the ever uncreative person just decided to go with that. (og name was featuringthecreature until i decided that creatures4features had a better 'ring' to it yk) See more..?

Ok so theres nothing here I just really wanted to have three tabs.

Here is my dog, Chief! He passed away on 8/20/2026 while I was making the new layout and i think everyone should see him.

I used pictures of him as placeholders during the making of this website I love him and miss him very much

RIP 2016-2026

Latest Drawing

MORE ART HERE

RECENT BLOG POSTS

SEVENTEEN - 8/25/2026

I'm officially seventeen today. I dont feel any different, am i supposed to feel different? Idk. Read more..?

FUUUUCK I DONT WANNA GO TO FLORIDA - 8/9/2026

Tomorrow, I will be boarding a plane headed off to florida. Tomorrow, my life as I know it will be over and I will probably die in a ditch somewhere, or die of a heart attack the moment I get on that plane.

...But thats a bit too dramatic of a statement to make.. Regardless, the point im making here is that I'm freaking the fuck out and I dont wanna go to florida!!! FUCK THAT!!!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴ Read more..?

I HATE AI & I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT - 2/23/2026

Welcome to my Obligatory blog post about AI because I had to rant about this somewhere. It's like midnight and I saw this Tiktok that absolutely pissed me OFF!! So here I am.

I know this isn't exactly an original topic, everywhere you go you've probably heard people ranting and raving about how much they love or hate AI. You may even be sick of hearing about it, and so am I. Which is exactly why i've decided that instead of saying anything important or interesting I'm just gonna start screaming and crying and shitting myself via text! I will bring nothing to the table and you will LIKE IT. Read more..?

Webrings/Cliques

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CHANGELOG

9.07.2026 // Creatures4features V3!!
finally Finally FINALLY!!! ITS HERE!! all new everything + we are officially MOBILE FRIENDLY! amazing right? technically not done its missing a few pages but ykw I can worry about that later. For now I will rest!
3.17.2026 (but 21 hours later) // OK I THINK I FIXED IT
HAD 2 REARRANGE SOME THINGS BUT ITS ALL GOOD NOW FOLKS
3.17.2026 // 3 new pages yay
Made a shrine dedicated to Ichi the Witch + A fancy new sitemap that i definitely didnt need! woo! so productive! Unfortunately I am a fucking idiot and made the nav layout for my about page with only 5 links in mind and now its broken. I also realized that i created the "latest artwork" and "featured artwork" boxes with only one image in mind. For the sake of my own mental health i am not going to even bother fixing these issues. Onto better news I also joined a webring (ooo) (cool)
3.12.2026 // Nothing Happened.
Changed all of the images to be hosted on site instead of on filegarden. nothing else of note.
2.23.2026 // Small Update
added status.cafe widget + a to do list.
2.19.2026 // Finally.. Resources added (+ Index changed)
Thats the last of it. this update was supposed to happen 2 weeks ago but shit happend. lol. I think i'm gonna try my hand at making a shrine now. I must spread ichi the witch propaganda.
2.04.2026 // Blog Tiem
Added the blog while waiting for class to start. Not much else of note.
1.01.2026 // About Page Revamped + Slight Changes
Took me a whole month but after 4 iterations i am proud to annoucne that my about page is no longer cringe! I also took the liberty of changing some things around to make the website more "aesthetically pleasing!"
11.29.2025 // Art Gallery Added
that was the worst i hate images i hate css my eyes hurt so baaad.... but it was worth it go take a gander and see what i've made!
11.14.2025 // Website Revamped. Hello World!
this was pretty jank tbh i was just trying really hard to get this website revamp out before the end of the week... sorry in advance. lol.

TO DO LIST

  1. ADD LIGHT MODE TOGGLE
  2. KILL MYSELF
  3. FINISH CHARACTERS PAGE
  4. REDO SHRINES

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